Tong in die kies…

Sorry guys – I just couldn’t resist!

Hierdie is NIE vir die manne wat “in touch with their feminine side” is nie en hopelik sal die MAN-manne genoeg sin vir humor hê om hieroor te lag!

BECAUSE I AM A MAN

Because I’m a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia, or heat stroke, has set in. The AA is not an option. I will win.

Because I’m a man, when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I’m looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, “I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn’t know where to start.” We will then drink beer and break wind as a form of Holy Communion.

Because I’m a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You’re a woman. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn’t a problem.

Because I’m a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like “cumin” or “tofu.” For all I know, these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which “feminine hygiene product” is a euphemism. (FYI guys: cumin is a spice and not a bodily function).

Because I’m a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I’m a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss an entire show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator)…applies to engineers mainly.

Because I’m a man, there is no need to ask me what I’m thinking about. The answer is always either sex, cars or sport. I have to make up something else when you ask, so don’t ask.

Because I’m a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother’s Day is okay; I don’t need to see it. And don’t forget to pick up something for my mother too.

Because I’m a man, you don’t have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you’re crying at the end of it, I didn’t…and if you are feeling amorous afterwards…then I will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because I’m a man, I think what you’re wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I’m a man, and its the year 2007, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I’ll do the rest,.. like looking for my socks, or wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.

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14 Responses

  1. Hehe, ek herken ‘n hele paar mans in die ene! 😆

  2. So waar, hulle is maar universeel dieselfde! Lekker gelag nou, dankie vir die een!

  3. 😆 goeie ene

  4. Ja, toe, pleit skuldig aan baie. Maar wat moet jy maak as jy eenvoudig ‘n ‘can do attitude’ het?

  5. Baie snaaks! Om by die “skoonma” aan te sluit se my man altyd hy het vir haar ‘n “grannyflat” aangebou sodat hy haar nie altyd hoef te soen om te groet nie!

  6. Sies vir jou, Sonstraal! Maar ek moes darem lag. Baie goed hier is tog so waar, al moet hierdie MAN-man dit nou ook self erken.

  7. I fail to think therefor i am…..a man!

  8. sorry therefore! sien wat ek bedoel!

  9. Neeee Trossie, jy kan mos nie so baie petrol op son se vuur gaan staan en gooi nie. Hoe het hierdie manman dit dan nou met jou? LOL!!!!!

    Jy kan mos nou nie as ‘n manman ‘n ding net so gaan staan en erken nie.

    Jy moet nou vir Basil nooi vir daai glasie rooi, dan kan ek en Trossie so stapstap deur die wingerd lekker diep dink aan son se manman storie! LOL!!!

  10. Kop – is dit nou arrogant, of wat? 😆 Toemaar, ek hou van arrogant!

    Uno – bly om te sien JY het ‘n humorsin!

    Wimpie – welkom hier. En weet jy wat? Altwee daai spellings van jou is reg 😉

    Basil, en hier dink ek heeltyd jy is “in touch with your feminine side”. Hoe het ek dit dan nou met jou! 😈

  11. LOL! Jy het dit reg met my sonson, Basil sal altyd in touch wees met daai ‘side’ wat jy daar bo van praat.

  12. Dit is baie snaaks! En soooo waar! Al wat kort op hierdie lysie is die huge probleem wat die manne het met ‘directions’ vra – dis nou as hulle nie die gps het nie!

  13. Nee, nee, glad nie arrogant probeer wees nie, ek erken net wat ek is en nie kan verander nie!

  14. Plaas, koffie, piesangbrood, en LEWE. Dit klink wonderlik. Ons doen iets verkeerd om in hierdie stres vasgevang te sit!

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